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3/7/2006 Lindas songs...lindos recuerdos...Buenos momentos..." My All" Mariah Carey
I am thinking of you
In my sleepless solitude tonight If it’s wrong to love you Then my heart just won’t let me right Cause I’ve drowned in you And I won’t pull through Without you by my side I’d give my all to have Just one more night with you I’d risk my life to feel Your body next to mine Cause I can’t go on Living in the memory of our song I’d give my all for your love tonight Baby can you feel me Imagining I’m looking in your eyes I can see you clearly Vividly emblazoned in my mind And yet you’re so far Like a distant star I’m wishing on tonight I’d give my all to have Just one more night with you I’d risk my life to feel Your body next to mine Cause I can’t go on Living in the memory of our song I’d give my all for your love tonight I’d give my all to have Just one more night with you I’d risk my life to feel Your body next to mine Cause I can’t go on Living in the memory of our song I’d give my all for your love tonight Give my all for your love Tonight _________________________________________________________
" Let´s stay together " Al Green
I, I'm so in love with you
Whatever you want to do Is all right with me 'Cause you make me feel so brand new And I want to spend my life with you Since, since we've been together Loving you forever Is what I need Let me be the one you come running to I'll never be untrue Let's, let's stay together Lovin' you whether, whether Times are good or bad, happy or sad Whether times are good or bad, happy or sad Why, why some people break up Then turn around and make up I just can't see You'd never do that to me (would you, baby) Staying around you is all I see (Here's what I want us to do) (repeat to fade): Let's, we oughta stay together Loving you whether, whether Times are good or bad, happy or sad ________________________________________________________________
" One " U2
Is it getting better __________________________________________________________ " I was born to love you" Queen
I was born to love you
With every single beat of my heart Yes, I was born to take care of you Every single day... I was born to love you With every single beat of my heart Yes, I was born to take care of you Every single day of my life You are the woman for me I am the man for you You were made for me you're my ecstasy If I was give every opportunity I'd kill for your love So take a chance with me Let me romance with you I'm caught in a dream And my dream's come true It's so hard to believe This is happening to me An amazing feeling Can this is true? I was born to love you With every single beat of my heart Yes, I was born to take care of you Every single day of my life I wanna love you I love every little thing about you I wanna love you, love you, love you Born - to love you Born - to love you Yes I was born to love you Born - to love you Born - to love you Every single day - of my life An amazing feeling Can this is true? I was born to love you With every single beat of my heart Yes, I was born to take care of you Every single day of my life Yes I was born to love you Every single day of my life Go, I love you babe Yes, I was born to love you I wanna love you , love you, love you I wanna love you Hahahaha...it's magic! (what's?) Hahaha! I get so lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely Yeah, I want to love you Yeah, give it to me ___________________________________________________________
" Wish you were here" Pink Floyd
So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell? And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts? Hot ashes for trees? Hot air for a cool breeze? Cold comfort for change? And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? How I wish, how I wish you were here. We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, Running over the same old ground. What have you found? The same old fears. Wish you were here. __________________________________________________ " Because you loved me" Celine Dion For all those times you stood by me
For all the truth that you made me see For all the joy you brought to my life For all the wrong that you made right For every dream you made come true For all the love I found in you I'll be forever thankful baby You're the one who held me up Never let me fall You're the one who saw me through through it all You were my strength when I was weak You were my voice when I couldn't speak You were my eyes when I couldn't see You saw the best there was in me Lifted me up when I couldn't reach You gave me faith 'coz you believed I'm everything I am Because you loved me You gave me wings and made me fly You touched my hand I could touch the sky I lost my faith, you gave it back to me You said no star was out of reach You stood by me and I stood tall I had your love I had it all I'm grateful for each day you gave me Maybe I don't know that much But I know this much is true I was blessed because I was loved by you You were my strength when I was weak You were my voice when I couldn't speak You were my eyes when I couldn't see You saw the best there was in me Lifted me up when I couldn't reach You gave me faith 'coz you believed I'm everything I am Because you loved me You were always there for me The tender wind that carried me A light in the dark shining your love into my life You've been my inspiration Through the lies you were the truth My world is a better place because of you You were my strength when I was weak You were my voice when I couldn't speak You were my eyes when I couldn't see You saw the best there was in me Lifted me up when I couldn't reach You gave me faith 'coz you believed I'm everything I am Because you loved me I'm everything I am Because you loved me _____________________________________________________________ " Tonight " George Michael
Tonight
Do we have to fight again Tonight? I just want to go to sleep Turn out the light But you want to carry grudges Oh, nine times out of ten Oh, I see the storm approaching Long before the rain starts falling Tonight Does it have to be the old thing Tonight? Oh, it’s late, too late To chase the rainbow that you’re after I’d like to find a compromise Oh, and place it in your hands My eyes are blind, my ears can’t hear Oh, and I cannot find the time Tonight Just let the curtains close in silence Why not approach with less defiance The man who’d love to see you smile Who’d love to see you smile Tonight Tonight Just let the curtains close in silence Tonight Why not approach with less defiance The man who’d love to see your smile The man who’d love to see your smile The man who’d love to see your smile Tonight __________________________________________________________ " Sorry seems to be the hardest word" Elton John
What have I got to do to make you love me
What have I got to do to make you care What do I do when lightning strikes me And I wake to find that you're not there What do I do to make you want me What have I got to do to be heard What do I say when it's all over And sorry seems to be the hardest word It's sad, so sad It's a sad, sad situation And it's getting more and more absurd It's sad, so sad Why can't we talk it over Oh it seems to me That sorry seems to be the hardest word What do I do to make you love me What have I got to do to be heard What do I do when lightning strikes me What have I got to do What have I got to do When sorry seems to be the hardest word _________________________________________________________ " Your song" Elton John
It's a little bit funny this feeling inside
I'm not one of those who can easily hide I don't have much money but boy if I did I'd buy a big house where we both could live If I was a sculptor, but then again, no Or a man who makes potions in a travelling show I know it's not much but it's the best I can do My gift is my song and this one's for you And you can tell everybody this is your song It may be quite simple but now that it's done I hope you don't mind I hope you don't mind that I put down in words How wonderful life is while you're in the world I sat on the roof and kicked off the moss Well a few of the verses well they've got me quite cross But the sun's been quite kind while I wrote this song It's for people like you that keep it turned on So excuse me forgetting but these things I do You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue Anyway the thing is what I really mean Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen ________________________________________________________
" Nothing compares to you" Sinead O´Connor
It's been seven hours and fifteen days
Since you took your love away I go out every night and sleep all day Since you took your love away Since you been gone I can do whatever I want I can see whomever I choose I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant But nothing ... I said nothing can take away these blues, 'Cause nothing compares ... Nothing compares to you It's been so lonely without you here Like a bird without a song Nothing can stop these lonely tears from falling Tell me baby where did I go wrong? I could put my arms around every boy I see But they'd only remind me of you went to the doctor guess what he told me Guess what he told me? He said, girl, you better have fun No matter what you do But he's a fool ... 'Cause nothing compares ... Nothing compares to you ... All the flowers that you planted, mama In the back yard All died when you went away I know that living with you baby was sometimes hard But I'm willing to give it another try 'Cause nothing compares ... Nothing compares to you ____________________________________________________________
" Cant take my eyes off of you" Gloria Gaynor
You're just too good to be true
can't take my eyes off of you you'd be like heaven to touch oh, I want to hold you so much At long last love has arrived and I thank God I'm alive you're just too good to be true I can't take my eyes off of you Oh, in the way that I stare There's nothin' else to compare the thought of you leaves me weak there're no words left to speak But if you feel like I feel oh, did let me know that it's real you're just too good to be true can't take my eyes off of you I love you baby and if it's quite all right I need you baby to warm a lonely night I love you baby trust in me when I say Oh, pretty baby don't bring me down, I pray oh, pretty baby Now that I found you, stay And let me love you, baby let me love you You're just too good to be true can't take my eyes off of you you'd be like heaven to touch oh, I want to hold you so much At long last love has arrived and I thank God I'm alive you're just too good to be true can't take my eyes off of you I love you baby and if it's quite all right I need you baby to warm a lonely night I love you baby trust in me when I say Oh, pretty baby don't bring me down, I pray oh, pretty baby Now that I found you, stay And let me love you, baby let me love you I love you baby and if it's quite all right I need you baby to warm a lonely night I love you baby trust in me when I say Oh, pretty baby don't bring me down, I pray oh, pretty baby Now that I found you, stay Oh, pretty baby trust in me when I say I love you baby and if it's quite all right I need you baby to warm a lonely night I love you baby trust in me when I say ______________________________________________________
" I say a little prayer for you" Aretha Franklin
The moment I wake up
Before I put on my makeup I say a little pray for you While combing my hair now, And wondering what dress to wear now, I say a little prayer for you Forever, and ever, you'll stay in my heart and I will love you Forever, and ever, we never will part Oh, how I love you Together, forever, that's how it must be To live without you Would only meen heartbreak for me. I run for the bus, dear, While riding I think of us, dear, I say a little prayer for you. At work I just take time And all through my coffee break-time, I say a little prayer for you. Forever, and ever, you'll stay in my heart and I will love you Forever, and ever we never will part Oh, how I'll love you Together, forever, that's how it must be To live without you Would only mean heartbreak for me. I say a little prayer for you I say a little prayer for you My darling believe me, ( beleive me) For me there is no one but you! Please love me too (answer his pray) And I'm in love with you (answer his pray) Answer my prayer now babe (answer his pray) Forever, and ever, you'll stay in my heart and I will love you Forever, and ever we never will part Oh, how I'll love you Together, forever, that's how it must be To live without you Would only mean heartbreak for me (oooooooooh) _________________________________________________
" From this moment on" Shania Twain
(I do swear that I'll aways be there. I'd give anything and everything and I will always care. __________________________________________________________________
" Take my breath away" Berlín
Watching every motion in my foolish lover's game
On this endless ocean finally lovers know no shame Turning and returning to some secret place inside Watching in slow motion as you turn around and say Take my breath away Take my breath away Watching I keep waiting still anticipating love Never hesitating to become the fated ones Turning and returning to some secret place to hide Watching in slow motion as you turn to me and say, My Love, Take my breath away Through the hourglass I saw you, in time you slipped away When the mirror crashed I called you, and turned to hear you say If only for today I am unafraid Take my breath away Take my breath away Watching every motion in this foolish lover's game Haunted by the notion somewhere there's a love in flames Turning and returning to some secret place inside Watching in slow motion as you turn my way and say Take my breath away, My Love Take my breath away My Love Take my breath away Take my breath away ________________________________________________________________
" I want to know what love is" Foreigner
I gotta take a little time
A little time to think things over I better read between the lines In case I need it when I'm older Now this mountain I must climb Feels like a world upon my shoulders I through the clouds I see love shine It keeps me warm as life grows colder In my life there's been heartache and pain I don't know if I can face it again Can't stop now, I've traveled so far To change this lonely life I wanna know what love is I want you to show me I wanna feel what love is I know you can show me I'm gonna take a little time A little time to look around me I've got nowhere left to hide It looks like love has finally found me In my life there's been heartache and pain I don't know if I can face it again I can't stop now, I've traveled so far To change this lonely life I wanna know what love is I want you to show me I wanna feel what love is I know you can show me I wanna know what love is I want you to show me And I wanna feel, I want to feel what love is And I know, I know you can show me Let's talk about love I wanna know what love is, the love that you feel inside I want you to show me, and I'm feeling so much love I wanna feel what love is, no, you just cannot hide I know you can show me, yeah I wanna know what love is, let's talk about love I want you to show me, I wanna feel it too I wanna feel what love is, I want to feel it too And I know and I know, I know you can show me Show me love is real, yeah I wanna know what love is... ____________________________________________________ " I still havent found what I´m looking for" U2
I have climbed highest mountains
I have run through the fields Only to be with you Only to be with you I have run I have crawled I have scaled these city walls These city walls Only to be with you But I still haven't found what I'm looking for But I still haven't found what I'm looking for I have kissed honey lips Felt my healing in her fingertips It burned like fire This burning desire I have spoke with the tongue of angels I have held the hand of a devil It was warm in the night I was cold as a stone But I still haven't found what I'm looking for But I still haven't found what I'm looking for I believe in the kingdom come Then all the colors will bleed into one Bleed into one Well, yes I'm still running You broke the bonds And you loosed the chains Carried the cross Of my shame Of my shame You know I believed it But I still haven't found what I'm looking for But I still haven't found what I'm looking for But I still haven't found what I'm looking for ________________________________________________________________ " These are the days of our lives" Queen
Sometimes I get to feelin'
I was back in the old days - long ago When we were kids when we were young Thing seemed so perfect - you know The days were endless we were crazy we were young The sun was always shinin' - we just lived for fun Sometimes it seems like lately - I just don't know The rest of my life's been just a show Those were the days of our lives The bad things in life were so few Those days are all gone now but one thing is true When I look and I find I still love you You can't turn back the clock you can't turn back the tide Ain't that a shame I'd like to go back one time on a roller coaster ride When life was just a game No use in sitting and thinkin' on what you did When you can lay back and enjoy it through your kids Sometimes it seems like lately - I just don't know Better sit back and go with the flow Cos these are the days of our lives They've flown in the swiftness of time These days are all gone now but some things remain When I look and I find no change Those were the days of our lives - yeah The bad things in life were so few Those days are all gone now but one thing's still true When I look and I find I still love you I still love you _______________________________________________________________
" Eternity" Robbie Williams
Close your eyes so you dont feel them,
They dont need to see you cry I cant promise I will heal you, But if you want to I will try. I sing the summer serenade The past is done, we've been betrayed, its true. Someone said the truth will out I believe without a doubt, in you You were there for summer dreamin', And you gave me what I need. And I hope you'll find your freedom, For eternity, for eternity. Yesterday when you were walking, You talked about your Mom and Dad. What they did had made you happy, What they didnt made you sad. We sat and watched the sun go down, Picked a star before we lost the moon. Youth is wasted on the young, Before you know its come and gone too soon. You were there for summer dreaming, And you gave me what I need. And I hope you'll find your freedom, For eternity, for eternity. I sing the summer serenade, The past is done, we've been betrayed, its true. Youth is wasted on the young, Before you know its come and gone, too soon. You were there for summer dreamin', And you are a friend indeed. And I hope you'll find your freedom, For eternity. You were there for summer dreamin', And you are a friend indeed. And I know you'll find your freedom, Eventually, for eternity, for eternity. ____________________________________________________________
" Smooth operator " Sade
He´s laughing with another girl And playing with another heart. Placing high stakes, making hearts ache. He´s loved in seven languages. Diamond nights and ruby lights, high in the sky. Heaven help him, when he falls.
Diamond life, lover boy. We move in space with minimum waste and maximum joy. City lights and business nights. When you require streetcar desire for higher heights.
No place for beginners or sensitive hearts When sentiment is left to chance. No place to be ending but somewhere to start.
No need to ask. He´s a smooth operator, smooth operator, smooth operator, smooth operator.
Coast to coast, LA to Chicago, western male. Across the north and south, to Key Largo, love for sale.
Face to face, each classic case. We shadow box and double cross, Yet need the chase.
A license to love, insurance to hold. Melts all your memories and change into gold. His eyes are like angels but his heart is cold.
No need to ask. He´s a smooth operator, smooth operator, smooth operator, smooth operator.
Coast to coast, LA to Chicago, western male. Across the north and south, to Key Largo, love for sale.
Smooth operator, smooth operator, smooth operator, smooth operator, smooth operator...
--- extra --- He´s laughing with another girl And playing with another heart. Placing high stakes, making hearts ache. He´s loved in seven languages. Diamond nights and ruby lights, high in the sky. Heaven help him, when he falls
____________________________________ " Killing me softly " Lauryn Hill
Stromin my pain with his fingers ___________________________________________________________ " With or without you" U2 See the stone set in your eyes " Wonderful tonight" Eric Clapton It's late in the evening; she's wondering what clothes to wear. " Save a prayer" Duran Duran You saw me standing by the wall, corner of a main street " Eternity" Robbie Williams
Close your eyes so you dont feel them, " Up where we belong" Joe Cocker Who knows what tomorrow brings " Trouble" Coldplay O no, I see, "Biggest mistake" Rolling Stones When love comes so late, it'll really hit hard
Mis canciones favoritas...My Way, Angels, Feel y Stay"My Way"
And now the end is near
So I face the final curtain My friend, I'll say it clear I'll state my case of which I'm certain I've lived a life that's full I've traveled each and every highway And more, much more than this I did it my way Regrets, I've had a few But then again, too few to mention I did what I had to do And saw it through without exception I planned each charted course Each careful step along the byway Oh, and more, much more than this I did it my way Yes, there were times, I'm sure you know When I bit off more than I could chew But through it all when there was doubt I ate it up and spit it out I faced it all and I stood tall And did it my way I've loved, I've laughed and cried I've had my fails, my share of losing And now as tears subside I find it all so amusing To think I did all that And may I say, not in a shy way Oh, no, no not me I did it my way For what is a man, what has he got If not himself, then he has not To say the words he truly feels And not the words he would reveal The record shows I took the blows And did it my way The record shows I took the blows And did it my way _____________________________
" Angels " by Robbie Williams
I sit and wait
Does an angel contemplate my faith And do they know The places where we go When we're grey and old 'cause I've been told That salvation lets their wings unfold So when I'm lying in my bed Thoughts running through my head And I feel that love is dead I'm loving angels instead Chorus: And through it all she offers me protection A lot of love and affection Whether I'm right or wrong And down the waterfall Wherever it may take me I know that life won't break me When I come to call she won't forsake me I'm loving angels instead When I'm feeling weak And my pain walks down a one way street I look above And I know I'll always be blessed with love And as the feeling grows She breathes flesh to my bones And when love is dead I'm loving angels instead ________________________________
" Stay ( Fareway so close) by U2
Green light, seven eleven
You stop in for a pack of cigarettes You don’t smoke, don’t even want to I see you check your change Dressed up like a car crash The wheels are turning byt you’re upside down You say when he hits you, you don’t mind Because when he hurts you, you feel alive Is that what it is? Red lights, grey morning You stumble out of a hole in the ground A vampire or a victim It depend’s on who’s around You used to stay in to watch the adverts You could lip synch to the talk shows And if you look, you look through me And if you talk it’s not to me And when I touch you, you don’t feel a thing If I could stay... then the night would give you up Stay, and the day would keep it’s trust Stay, and the night would be enough Faraway, so close Up with the static and the radio With satelite television You can go anywhere Miami, new orleans, london, belfast and berlin And if you listen I can’t call And if you jump, you just might fall And if you shout I’ll only hear you If I could stay... then the night would give you up Stay then the day would keep it’s trust Stay with the demons you drowned Stay with the spirit I found Stay and the night would be enough Three o’clock in the morning It’s quiet and there’s no one around Just the bang and the clatter As an angel runs to ground Just the bang and the clatter As an angel hits the ground ________________________________
1/25/2006 Apodos para borrachines...Antibiótico: se toma cada 8 horas. Apache malo: porque se voltea diez blancos por día. Asistencia perfecta: vino todos los días. Bombacha de goma: no hay pedo que se le escape. Caballo de ciruja: ve una botella y para. Chupete caído: porque se levanta, se lava y se chupa. Difunta Correa: siempre rodeado de botellas. Febrero: no tiene un día fresco. Fotógrafo de avión: porque siempre toma de arriba. Hombre rana: porque si le sacan el tubo se muere. Mosquito de manicomio: porque chupa a lo loco. Pecho izquierdo: porque es el primero que se mama. Sábana de abajo: porque se agarra los mejores pedos. Sachet de leche: porque es difícil mantenerlo parado. Tábano: porque hay que matarlo para que deje de chupar. Televisor descompuesto: a causa del tubo da mala imagen. Uvasal: porque hay que echarle agua para que se levante. Víbora de museo: porque siempre vive en alcohol. Vinchuca: duerme de día y chupa de noche. Monologo de Fabio Posca. Teatro de la ComediaTómense un par de minutos para leerlo. >
>EXISTE LA AMISTAD ENTRE EL HOMBRE Y LA MUJER?????
>
>Monólogo de Fabio Posca, Teatro de la Comedia.
>
>Hasta ahora pensaba que la peor frase que te puede decir una mina es:
>'Tenemos que hablar...'
>Pero no, nada que ver, la peor frase que te pueden decir es: 'yo también
>te quiero... pero solo como amigo'.
>Eso significa que para ella sos el mas simpático del mundo, el que mejor
>la escucha, el que mas sabe de su vida y sus mas íntimos secretos pero que no
>va a salir con vos NUNCA. Va a salir con un impresentable, un boludazo que solo
>quiere culear con ella. Eso si, cuando el otro se mande una cagada, ella
>te va a llamar para pedirte consejo. Es como si vas a buscar trabajo y te dicen:
>'Señor Fernández, es usted la persona idónea para el puesto, el que mejor
>currículum tiene, el mas preparado... pero no lo vamos a contratar. Vamos
>a tomar a un incompetente. Eso si, cuando se mande una cagada lo podríamos
>llamar a usted para que nos saque del quilombo'
>Me pregunto, que carajo hice mal? Fuimos al cine, nos cagamos de risa,
>pasamos horas tomando café A partir de que café nos hicimos amigos? Del quinto?
>Del sexto? Mierda, eso se avisa. Uno menos, y ahora estaría en la cama conmigo!
>Para ellas un amigo se rige por las mismas normas que un Tampón: porque podes ir
>a la piscina con el, montar a caballo, bailar... Lo único que no podes hacer con
>el, es el amor.
>Es que si lo pensas fríamente...
>Si para una mina considerarte 'su amigo' consiste en arruinar tu vida
>sexual, que haría con sus enemigos? A mi me parece muy bien que seamos amigos,
>lo que no entiendo es por que no podemos 'tener relaciones sexuales como amigos'.
>Yo creo que la amistad entre hombres y mujeres no existe porque si existiera, se sabría.
>Lo que ocurre es que cuando ella te dice que te quiere solo como amigo, para
>ella significa eso y punto. Pero para vos no. Para vos significa que si una
>noche estas en la playa, ella se pone en pedo, hay luna llena, se han alineado
>los planetas y un meteorito amenaza la Tierra... A lo mejor conseguís echarle un
>polvito! Por eso te la bancas, porque nunca perdés las esperanzas.
>Que se ponga a salir con Ricardo? bahh!! ya van a cortar... Cuando lo hace, vos
>atacas con la técnica de 'consolador': 'No llores, el Ricardo ese es un pelotudo.
>Te mereces algo mejor, un tipo que te comprenda, un tipo que sepa estar ahí cuando lo necesitas...
>Que sea bajito, que sea moreno, que no tenga mucha pinta, que se llame Pablo...como yo'.
>Al menos, siendo amigo podes meter cizaña para eliminar competencia.
>Es la técnica del 'gusano miserable'. Cuando ella te dice:
>Ay, que fuerte que esta Fernando, no?
>Fernando? Tiene facha, si... un poco bizco.-
>No es bizco, lo que pasa es que tiene una mirada muy tierna.
>Si, en eso tenés razón, me fije el otro día, cuando miraba a Sandra.
>No la miraba a ella, me miraba a mi.
>-Ves como es bizco?
>El colmo es que las minas consideran que tienen una relación 'superespecial' con
>un tipo cuando pueden dormir con el en la misma cama y que no pase nada.
>Pero bueno, lo 'superespecial' no seria si pasara algo? aunque sea una tiradita de goma?
>Un día después de una fiesta, te quedas ayudándola a recoger todo, como haces
>siempre, y cuando terminas, ella dice:
>Huy, es muy tarde, por que no te quedas a dormir?-
>Y donde duermo?-
>Y, en mi cama bobo.
>Y te empiezan a temblar las patitas:
>'Listo!!! Esta es mi noche, se han alineado los planetas!'
>Al rato te das cuenta que no son precisamente los planetas los que se han
>alineado, porque ella, como son amigos, con toda la confianza, se queda en
>remera y bombachita, y vos visto lo visto pensás: 'Me voy a tener que quedar en
>calzoncillos... con la alineación de planetas que llevo encima, la reputa que lo parió!!'
>Así es que te metes en la cama de un salto para que no se te vea la carpa y
>doblas las rodillas para disimular. Ella se mete, te pega el culo te dice:
>'Hasta mañana'. Y se duerme!
>'La puta madre, como mierda se pudo dormir tan pronto? Pero esta mina no reza, ni nada?'.
>Estas acostado con la mina que te gusta! Al principio no te atreves a moverte,
>para no tocar nada. Sabes que si en ese momento hicieran un concurso, nadie
>podría ganarte: sos el tipo con la mayor calentura del mundo. Y que larga se te
>hace la noche! Te vienen a la cabeza un montón de preguntas: 'Tocar una teta con el
>hombro será de mal amigo? Y si es la teta la que me toca a mi?'. Pero después de
>muchas horas ya solo te haces una pregunta:
>'Seré realmente un pelotudo?'. No podes creer que estás en la misma cama y no
>vaya a pasar nada. Confias en que en cualquier momento se dé la vuelta y te diga:
>'Vení tonto, que ya sufriste bastante,!haceme tuya!'.
>Pero no. A las minas nunca les parece que hayas sufrido bastante. Y mira que sufris...
>Porque tenés toda la sangre del cuerpo acumulada en la cabeza (si, en esa cabeza).
>Se han dado casos de hombres que han llegado a reventar. Pero ahí no termina tu humillación.
>A las siete de la mañana suena el timbre de la puerta:
>-!Ay, es Ricardo!!
>Ricardo? Pero no lo habías dejado?
>Después te cuento, que ahora estoy apurada. Me olvide de decirte que iba a traer
>a su perro, porque como nos vamos a esquiar..., yo le dije que el perro mejor
>que con vos no iba a estar con nadie. Que vos sos un amigo! tenés mala cara... dormiste bien?
>Te quedas mirándola fijo, con el mástil a media asta y por tu cabeza se te
>cruzan las 1001 puteadas, y las 101 posiciones que podrían haber practicado esa noche.
>Y ahí nomás te quedas con el perro, que ese si que es el mejor amigo del hombre.-
Les paso un diccionario jajajaAlemán 40 años de casados: jodansen. Abrir la puerta: destranken. Autobus: suban-empujen-estrujen-bajen. Autocinema: Fajan estrujan ajan en volkswagen. Bombardeo: bombascaen. Funcionario argentino: subendestruyenafanenrajen. Llover: gotascaen. Luna de miel: das Virghensen. Masturbación: froten verguen. Sin afeitarse: barbarien. Suegra: ajjj. Arabe Adolescente: paralapaja. Agricultor: jala la pala. Ascensor: aliba va. Beso: saliva-va-saliva-viene. Bidet: mojame la raja. Escupir: ahí va-la-baba. Fusilamiento: bala-va-atajala. Narcotraficante: Amira baja valija. Perro: sultán. Señorita, bajese de la moto: Maja, baja la raja de la Yamaha. Tengo sed: abarajame lajarra. Terremoto: adobe-va adobe-viene. Tiroteo: bala-va bala-viene. Trolo: ahivalbalin. Urinario: la mezquita de Ben-i-mea. Argentino Ave típica de la boca: bos tero. Cama turca: salariazo, revolución productiva. Maravilla: yo. Armenio Felatio: Penesorberán. Australiano Boomerang que no vuelve: Palo. Chino 99: cachi chien. 100: cha chegó. 101: che pachó. Cabello sucio: chin-champú. Calzoncillo: ah huang tahue vhos. Cerdo: chan chi to. Descalzo: chin chinela. Despeinada: chin-chu-peine. Divorcio: chau-chochán. Embarazada: tá hinchá. Enojado: chin chudo. Escándalo sexual: Clin ton. Golpeado: chin-ga-do. Hombre muy alto: chin-fin. Huérfano: chinchupale chinchumale. Intestino: chin-chu-lin. Minifalda: cachi chele ve. Náufrago: chin-chu-lancha. Nudista: chin-calchón. Obeso: cho-chán. Pobre: chin lu, chin agua y chin ga. Resorte: toing. Se acabó: Chim-pún. Señorita: nota usá. Señora: ta usá. Sinvergüenza: chi me guen chon. Suspenso: cha cha cha chaaan. Viuda: chin chumacho. Viudo: chin chu concha. Coreano Precio: teka go. Yiro: tedoi laguita. Francés Desnudo: se la ví. Me equivoque: Le pifié. No tengo fuego: se acabó le bic. Perro atropellado por un tren: le shushu le mató le guaguau. Trolo: mela lastré. Guaraní Caminaré: andaré porai. Detective: averiguaré. Funcionario: robairrajá. Trabajo: yaservirelté. Griego Adulterio: atrapalos encopulas. Caricatura: garabatos. Hebreo Desnudo: tel aviv. Inglés Repollo: re chicken. Italiano Bigote: trampolini di moco. Calzoncillo: Lacasita dalamiacolita. Mosquito: Il avione de l'habitazione. Japonés Adivinador: komosabe. Al contado: taka-taka. Anciana: tuchichitakaida. Barrendero: yokito lakaka. Bebe: toi toíto kagaito. Blenorragia: michiko meyora. Bolsa grande: kos-tal. Bomba atómica: nikaka keda. Café amargo: takara lazukar Colectivo: tunalgatesuda. Culo roto: taroto tuoyito. Cura: nosaka nipone. Dedo meñique: sakamoko. Dentista: tekurotocico. Deportista: tukola tezuda. Desnudarse: sakate lateta. Diarrea: kagasagua. Envidia: kuloveo kulokiero. Espejo: ai toi. Eyaculacion precoz: ya tah. Fin: saka-bo. Ginecólogo: yositoko tukuka. Hacer dedo: Misubiche?. Hacer el amor: coito-coito. Hemorroides: tukulito sakayama. Homosexual: tukuro taroto. Impotencia sexual: mipitito nofunka. Insatisfaccion sexual: komo ke ya tah. Ladrón: sho-rizo. Laxante: saka lakaka. Me robaron la moto: ya no veo mi Yamaha. Muerto: ta tieso. Papel higienico: kita kakita. Pediatra: yo-kuro karajito. Piloto: popoko memato. Politico honrado: nikito-nipongo. Se fue: no-ta. Se me acabó la nafta: yamimoto nokamina. Secretaria: nagas aki. Sexo sin protección: yokojo sinfolo. Subcampeón: kasi-gano. Terminar de orinar: sakura supito. W.C.: sitagacha tasekaka. Latín Vine, vi, compre: vini, vidi, Visa. Se acabo la yerba: ultimatum. Noruego Calzoncillo: escondenabo. Portugues Bigote: alfombra du moco. Calvicie: aeroporto dos mosquitos. Calzoncillo: Hamaca-du-bolas. Diarrea: cataratas du traseiro. Ladilla: pantera do catre. Ojal: casa du botón. Preservativo: fuda du banana. Raya del medio de la cabeza: camino du piojo. Rodilla: bisagra da gamba. Tanga: casimiro tu culeiro. Tanga (2): meticuloso. Rumano Sexo: pornoduru. Sediento: meresku refresku. Ruso Conjunto de árboles: boshke. Insecto: moshka. Perro comiendo donuts: Troski maska roska. Piloto: simecaigo patatof. Prostituta: Lewinsky. Suegra: storvo. Viuda joven: vagina seminova. Zulú Abuela: tata. Ataúd: tumba. Baile: bamba. Camino: senda. Cementerio: tumba-tumba. Cola less: ketanga. Creo que estoy embarazada: bombo supongo. Diarrea: abunda lacaca. Gorila: king kong. Gorila con un perro en la playa: king kong con un can en can-cun. Guerra: bomba-bomba. Hambre: abunda lagula. Hicieron trampa en el casino: ubotongo enlatimba. Lluvia: mojaconagua lanuca. Marisco: gamba. Morite: sucumbe. No estoy de acuerdo: M'opongo. Olor a transpiración: Tubaranda metumba. Orgasmo: yaculé. Pan: bimbo. Playa: can-cún. Remera: chomba. Señorita alta y hermosa: ta buena la lunga. Shampoo: mata piojo. Taxi boy: kaza trolo. Traje de baño: tanga. Venta de ocasion: ganga-ganga. Violación: te tumbo la tanga. 1/17/2006 Algo k m gustó...y kiero compartir...Kizá esperen k escriba algo de mí, pero no aún, pero si algo k a mi al menos me gusta y kiero compartir con Uds..., de paso decirles k los kiero mucho, y gracias por formar parte de mi vida..., para los k formaron parte de ella y para los k formarán..., gracias por tantas alegrías....!!!
 Aca les dejo algunas frases, espero les gusten!
Sólo hay dos cosas que nunca vuelven atrás, la palabra pronunciada y la oportunidad perdida.
Ama como puedas, ama a quien puedas, ama todo lo que puedas. No te preocupes de la finalidad de tu amor.( Amado Nervo)
No hay hombre tan cobarde a quien el amor no haga valiente y transforme en héroe.( Platón)
Un buen amigo no es el que te seca las lágrimas cuando lloras, es aquel que nunca permitirá que las derrames. La confianza es entregarle a esa persona el arma que te puede herir pensando que jamás la va a utilizar en tu contra No dejes que los sueños de toda tu vida mueran con la realidad de cada día. Los días no adquieren sabor hasta que uno escapa a la obligación de tener un destino Lo pasado ha huido, lo que esperas esta ausente, pero el presente es tuyo. Haríamos muchas más cosas si creyéramos que son muchas menos las imposibles. Si los hombres han nacido con dos ojos, dos orejas y una sola lengua es porque se debe escuchar y mirar dos veces antes de hablar Juzgamos las acciones humanas no por lo que son, sino por el disgusto o el placer que nos causan. Creía que un drama era cuando llora el actor, pero la verdad es que es cuando llora el público No nos hace falta valor para emprender ciertas cosas porque sean difíciles, sino que son difíciles porque nos falta valor para emprenderlas Nunca es bueno negarle a otro una nueva oportunidad, porque nos negamos la posibilidad de ser mejores personas. No conocemos la oportunidad hasta que ésta pasa por nuestro lado y la dejamos ir...
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